Another Meme

Stolen, yet again, from Michelle.

Ten things I have done that you probably have not:

1. Accidentally flashed a crew of construction workers. (Yes, it was a complete accident!)
2. Had a slight run-in with the Russian mafia.
3. Had a moon-eyed skinhead attempt to woo me.
4. Went to college that had around 400 students. Total. All women. (Well, except for that one guy but he was so-and-so's boy toy so he didn't really count.)
5. Had my portrait painted in Moscow.
6. Was almost crushed by a falling cinderblock. (Pretty sure it was pushed off of building. Quite sure it was intended for someone else even though it almost hit me.)
7. Met two minor SNL alums in one night.
8. Knew a kid-- went to my high school and had just asked out a friend the week before-- who was killed in a bizarre cult ritual.
   
9. Have been on the news. (The story wasn't about me, it was about a freak accident that lead to a person's death. I was in the background while another student at my school was interviewed.)
10. Have won two cereal contests-- Life and Captain Crunch-- and received $100 from each. (I don't like either cereal. I nagged my mom to buy them just for the contests alone-- which she swore I'd never win. I told her I'd not only win, but that'd I'd compensate her for the cereal. I love being able to say "I told you so!")

That was a lot harder than I thought it would be. It also makes me realize that my life is a lot weirder than I'd previously thought.